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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Murphy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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