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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Thor eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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