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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jelly eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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