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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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