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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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