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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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