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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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