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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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