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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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