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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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