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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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