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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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