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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simba eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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