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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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