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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Millie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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