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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Teddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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