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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Molly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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