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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Akira eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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