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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hermoine eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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