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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Spock eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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