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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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