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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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