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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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