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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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