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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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