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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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