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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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