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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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