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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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