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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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