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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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