Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.