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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Loki eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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