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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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