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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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