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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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