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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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