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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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