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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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