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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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