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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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