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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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