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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Snort eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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