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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Snort eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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