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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ziggy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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