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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Misty eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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