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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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