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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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