Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.