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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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