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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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