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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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