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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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