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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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