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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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