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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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