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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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