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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Teddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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