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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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