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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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